I Was Given VIP Treatment In Kuje Prison

#31 · May 15, 2026, 5:40 am

I love the honesty, though. At least he’s not pretending he suffered. He’s exposing the rot in the system while trying to flex.

#32 · May 15, 2026, 7:08 am

Money is the only ‘VIP Pass’ you need in this country. From the airport to the prison, if you have the ‘Owo,’ you have the ‘Way’.

#33 · May 15, 2026, 7:41 am

If Kuje has VIP sections with AC and appliances, what happens to the billions budgeted for prison reforms? So we are actually building hotels for VIP criminals?

#34 · May 16, 2026, 5:10 am

NYSC VIP section? I didn't even know that existed. During my time, we were all inside the same trenches, fighting for half-cooked beans.

#35 · May 16, 2026, 9:50 am

If prison is this sweet, why did he struggle to get bail? Stay there for 2 years and let’s see if you will still call it a vacation.

#36 · May 16, 2026, 1:25 pm

This story just confirms that in Nigeria, there is a 'Correctional Centre' for the poor and a 'Collection Centre' for the rich. Two different worlds inside one fence.

#37 · May 16, 2026, 1:40 pm

The chef part is the one that is 'doing' me. Is he paying the chef in Bitcoin or Naira? Nigeria is a real-life comedy skit.

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