I Was Given VIP Treatment In Kuje Prison

#21 · May 14, 2026, 10:21 pm

I want to know the ‘games’ they organized. Ludo? Scrabble? Or ‘How to make 100 million from a cell’? We need the full gist.

#22 · May 14, 2026, 10:26 pm

NYSC VIP section? I didn’t even know that existed. During my time, we were all inside the same trenches, fighting for half-cooked beans.

#23 · May 14, 2026, 10:49 pm

The Nigerian Correctional Service needs to explain this. Is it a reform center or a ‘pay-to-play’ hospitality business?

#24 · May 14, 2026, 11:14 pm

Let’s see the ‘before and after’ photos. If he didn’t lose weight, then the chef story is 100% true. Only in Nigeria!

#25 · May 15, 2026, 1:34 am

So the ‘Correctional’ part is only for those who can’t afford a chef? If you have money, you don’t need ‘correction,’ you need ‘relaxation’?

#26 · May 15, 2026, 2:33 am

The chef part is the one that is ‘doing’ me. Is he paying the chef in Bitcoin or Naira? Nigeria is a real-life comedy skit.

#27 · May 15, 2026, 2:40 am

This ‘VIP treatment’ talk is going to get some prison officials in trouble. You don’t brag about having a chef in a correctional facility on national TV!

#28 · May 15, 2026, 2:42 am

The ‘warm welcome’ from inmates… we know the code. You ‘drop’ something, they give you ‘respect.’ It’s the language of the street.

#29 · May 15, 2026, 4:00 am

VDM vs Blord: This 2026 season of ‘Naija Online Drama’ is giving us premium content. Who needs Netflix when you have Instagram?

#30 · May 15, 2026, 5:36 am

VIP section in Kuje is for those who ‘arrived’ before they arrived. If you go there for stealing a phone, your story will be different.

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